“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
Story of my life
Fuck helmets, I’ll just wear my fearsome scowl to battle instead.
(Source: gizthegunslinger, via were-the-old-gods-sleep)
over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are
SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME
WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/
GUYS
i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing
BUT LOOK
http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC
coke you silly silly bastards
There’s sixty fucking two of them
they stopped at sixty two
Why.
(via tennants-companion)
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via the-apple-owes-you)
So Metatron says “find a wife, make babies”.
But Castiel doesn’t like Metatron anymore, not one bit.
So Castiel doesn’t listen to that asshole and he finds a husband, makes pies.
the one happy headcanon to come out of the finale
| 2004: | fear that people of the internet find me in real life. |
|---|---|
| 2012: | fear that real life people find me on the internet. |
People Who Deserved Better
(Source: deannacampbell, via consultingsuperhusbands)
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
(via consultingsuperhusbands)
| Kids: | ... |
|---|---|
| Teenagers: | Thanks. |
| Adults: | Thank you. |
| Old People: | WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL. |
(Source: kburns7, via thegirlwiththeweirdmind)
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